Do you remember that time when I said I would never ever own a cell phone ever again? You remember that right? Yeah, I do too. I remember all the vile things I would say about them and how people using them would drive me over the edge. I feel so dirty, so evil and wrong. I now own not one, but TWO cell phones. AGGGGH Someone stop me, stop me before I do something worse.
I love it so much though, the conflicting feelings it’s causing me is making me ill. How could I? How could I be seduced by this evil technology which makes me fume in post offices and irate at grocery stores. I apologized for 10 full minutes to a clerk at the gas station because I got a text message while paying for my waters. I felt so awful.
It’s so pretty though, it’s the Samsung Instinct. Oh how I love it with it’s GPS and camera. I find myself thinking about it, hoping there is a new email or text. OH DEAR BOB WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?????
All cellphones aside, there has been a lot of really great stuff happening in the old homestead. I will have far less time than I did before but it’s ok, other awesome stuff will be happening. I have a new boss who I adore and other coworkers who make me happy to be spending 9 hours a day away from my sewing machine. It’s a great fit and I feel really happy. I hope to post some photos involving work once I get the OK…
Now I’m going to go look at my cell phone and let the pains of guilt wash over me and try and make sure I never use it when I shouldn’t.
Oh evil cell.
